1.  -- hi how's it going?
  2. hi, how's it going?
  3. (The Girl I Like is a) Diesel Dyke
  4. -- again with the banter?
  5. -- banter so witty you'll plotz
  6. -- blah blah blah
  7. -- does this dork ever shut up?
  8. -- even wittier banter
  9. -- just shut up and sing already
  10. -- more witty banter
  11. -- no wonder you don't get laid, you talk too much
  12. -- witty banter
  13. -- witty yet heretical banter
  14. -- yadda yadda yadda
  15. -- you know you could fit a lot more songs on this album if there wasn't so much witty banter
  16. -- you taped that?
  17. 6 months
  18. Albatross
  19. All
  20. Amy & Ani
  21. Ballad of a Skank Ho
  22. Betrayal
  23. Bite Me
  24. Blow Me
  25. Clap You Fuckers Clap
  26. Cubicle Girl
  27. Diesel Dyke
  28. Dough
  29. Feminist Cowgirl from Mars
  30. First Days of Love
  31. Fuck You (and the sport utility vehicle you rode in on)
  32. Hard Travelling
  33. I Got Stoned
  34. Jesus Owes Me $50
  35. Jump on a Cross and Die
  36. Kicked in the Butt by Love
  37. Lately Your Picking
  38. License to Dad
  39. Living with Dante
  40. Mini Van America
  41. Missing You
  42. My Soul Ain't Got No Soul
  43. Napoleon's Watergate
  44. Nothing's Like it Should Be
  45. Patsy Cline
  46. Prom Vomit
  47. Rejection
  48. Sex With You
  49. Some Girls
  50. Surrogate Guy
  51. Suzy Sang Softly
  52. Sweet Queen Jane
  53. Talkin' Warsaw Ghetto
  54. Thank You
  55. The Ballad of Abraham Gottlieb
  56. The Day I Woke Up as Bruce Springsteen
  57. The Day I Woke Up as Bruce Sprinsteen
  58. The Feel Like I'm Gonna Cut My Head Off Blues
  59. The Gaucho Named Klaus
  60. The Goucho Named Klaus
  61. The Greg Brown Song
  62. The Other Madonna
  63. Time Flies
  64. Tool
  65. Uncivil Rights
  66. Unmitigated Freakshow
  67. UPS
  68. Why Can't I Keep My Big Mouth Shut
  69. Why I Didn't Call
  70. Worse
  71. You and My Career
  72. You Stabbed Me in the Back of My Mind
  73. You're Done