Dork
Tracks:
- Why I Didn't Call
- -- hi how's it going?
- Diesel Dyke
- Clap You Fuckers Clap
- -- witty banter
- -- witty yet heretical banter
- Jump on a Cross and Die
- -- even wittier banter
- The Day I Woke Up as Bruce Sprinsteen
- Fuck You (and the sport utility vehicle you rode in on)
- -- banter so witty you'll plotz
- -- again with the banter?
- Bite Me
- -- does this dork ever shut up?
- The Goucho Named Klaus
- -- yadda yadda yadda
- My Soul Ain't Got No Soul
- Ballad of a Skank Ho
- -- just shut up and sing already
- Jesus Owes Me $50
- -- no wonder you don't get laid, you talk too much
- Tool
- -- you know you could fit a lot more songs on this album if there wasn't so much witty banter
- The Other Madonna
- -- blah blah blah
Adam intended this album to be representative of his live, unrehearsed performances. Instead, after extensive tinkering, he settled for this: a patchwork of his live shows spliced together. Still, DORK, the album, captures the spontaneity and quirks of Adam's live performances: assaultive, rambling and/or profane banter; impromptu musical rearrangements; forgotten lyrics; ad-libbed pandering interspersed with scouring asides; and, eventually, the Songs. Adam's Skills as an incisive songwriter are often overshadowed by the crudeness and candor of his performances. Hopefully, DORK will dispel, or at least amend, Adam's reputation as an abrasive fraud with a probable personality disorder by proving once and for all that, despite the insolence, the seedy appearance and overall lack of professionalism, it's the songs that truly matter. This album repeatedly demonstrates why synapsing organisms prefer the wit and acuity of Adam's songs to his irritating, self absorbed prattle." -- Greil Marcus
"who?... is there a video?... then how the fuck would I know him?! Kurt! Don't bogart the kindbud! And get your hand off my thigh... listen I gotta go! click" -- Tabithia Soren
"He's a junkie... and a fag." -- Albert Goldman
Adam Brodsky: Guitar & Vocals


